You Brits are wasting our world's resources by keeping those useless
u spellings. Don't you know that every time you write a word with an excess u, you are wasting ink and killing yet another tree because of the extra space needed to print the word on paper? Pretty soon there won't be any place for the birds to perch, all because of your
useful habits! We advocates of simplified spelling were unknowingly in the forefront of environmentalism when we dropped the extra
l from traveling and the
e from judgment.
However, the statements above should not be seen as an endorsement of texting.
